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Cat's Log Monday, September 11, 2000

Where humans have their ho hum tooth fairy, felines have the molar mouse.

Actually, we've had 1,837,000,003,049 molar mice due to unfortunate incidents...

[You never told me I couldn't write about kittens' fairy tales and how they are immortalized in feline culture!

OK. Let's try again.]

Unlike human children who are lured to sleep by the sand man, kittens have the sand box where...

[Yeah, OK. Maybe that stretches the bounds you've given me for this column.

Three's the charm:]

Human children delight in the Easter bunny, hiding and finding colored eggs and eating chocolate bunnies. Kittens prefer their bunnies...

[Censored again!

And you wonder why we don't write that many new columns anymore?]

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